I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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