Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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