He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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