Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Randomize
