just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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