hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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