I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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