Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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