we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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