God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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