maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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