my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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