i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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