I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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