Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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