My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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