she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I'm really busy with my period
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