I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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