But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
