I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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