my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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