My sheets look like a crime scene.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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