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he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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