What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
