i barfeds in our rink
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
there is glitter all over my balls
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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