North Korea, Best Korea!
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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