why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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