bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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