she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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