BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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