Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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