they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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