Christians are straight up FREAKS
Your tits are I can't wait for
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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