You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
