No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
So much rum. So many feels.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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