Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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