what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
