If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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