Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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