Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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