I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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