i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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