so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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