hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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