Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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