Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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