what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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