Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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