Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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