We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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