Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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