bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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