no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I need moral support for this bender
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
