Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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